Where do you live?
 | na plyazhe. pod solntzom. pacific beach, san diego. |
| Have you ever tortured a Teddy Bear?
| i had a rough childhood. |
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What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
| gin + tonic, s lemonom |
| How old were you when you lost your virginity?
| 17, no ya uzhe bil polni muzchina |
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Who do you want to be when you grow up?
| ruthless tyrant ala Kaligula |
| Why did you choose nodream over any other russia-american-get-to-gether sites?
| this is more bling bling |
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Do you consider a blow job to be sex or just fooling around?
| sex is a leisurely activity while a blow 'job' counts for a spirited work ethic. hard workers are very much appreciated |
| Which cartoon character would you want to have sex with?
| April O'Neal from the Turtles. I have a thing for redheads |
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 Dogs or Cats?
| dogs. cats dont drink beer. |
| How would you prefer to die?
| skydiving on ecstasy (minus the parachute) |
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Do you like whipped cream?
| only in the right places |
| Have you ever had sex or made out in weird places? If so describe in detail.
| i like picking up girls at pro-abortion rallies. at least I know they like to fuck. |
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How did you come up with your nikname?
| from a skinny dipping incident at lake Kineret (located in beautiful Israel) |
| Tell us something about yourself that we do not know.
| In my past life I conquered the fertile valleys of Nicea and shattered the Byzantine control of the Mediterranean. My palaces were unequal in splendor and riches, flowing with exotic nectars and everpresent beauty of my female servants who gave me nothing but sensation and never-ending laughter in the dark. My life was as legend on a scroll, defined by wealth, unbound exuberance and military prowess. Sadly, one fateful night, I was seduced by a mistress whose employer was a wicked pasha, a ruler of unequal cruelty to whom I was a clear anathema. The sultry fatale lured me into her quarters, fed me Gallian cheese with blood red wine. After a passionate affair, I suddenly became overwhelmed with a blanket of malaise, and lacking clear sagacity, I fell into her arms, subdued by her fair hands. As I lay there, forever losing my spirit, she whispered in my ear.."Serva me, servabo te". I had been poisoned by a rose. |
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List your favorite books
| Dr Seuss, National Geographic Guide to Adventures, Les Miserables, Master i Margarita, Sobachie Serdtze, Robert Kagan - Of Paradise and Power |
| List your favorite movies
| 12 Stuliev, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Eyes Wide Shut & Clockwork Orange |
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If you could live anywhere... where would it be?
| Arctic circle. I'm into Eskimo chicks. |
| Describe a fantasy that you have.
| it is very, very naughty. It involves a lot of sex, palm trees and 80's music. I'm sure you are not interested. |
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If you could be invisible for an hour, what you would you do?
| 2 words: girls locker room. maybe 3 words. |
| Do you believe in the supernatural?
| I've met God. He's over rated, he told me that frankly, he's tired of all the negative publicity. He's a dude btw, sorry girls. |
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How long do you generally date someone before having sex?
| I dont date. that shit sounds like a job interview. I rendezvous. |
| Lights on or off?
| off. definitely off. |
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When you look at yourself in the mirror, what do you see?
| myself, but no shadows. |
| How would you best describe your attitude?
| optimistic pervert |
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What could use the most improvement in your life?
| my brutish thirst for power and freshly squeezed orange juice. |
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