Where do you live?
 | New Jersey |
| When did you come to America?
| December 14, 1989 |
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Have you ever tortured a Teddy Bear?
| I torture Teddy Bears every day. And I don't stop there; I also torture Barbie dolls, toy poodles, and teletubbies. |
| What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
| Vodka. |
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How old were you when you lost your virginity?
| I don't believe in premarital sex. Fortunately, I usually go against my beliefs. |
| Who do you want to be when you grow up?
| Grow up? |
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Why did you choose nodream over any other russia-american-get-to-gether sites?
| I didn't...NoDream chose me. |
| Do you consider a blow job to be sex or just fooling around?
| Am I drunk? |
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Which cartoon character would you want to have sex with?
| The Little Mermaid...she's pretty hot. |
|  Dogs or Cats?
| Dogs...no question. Birds too. Cats suck. (Although now that I own one, I guess I'm gonna have to get used to it). |
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How would you prefer to die?
| I want to be killed in battle. |
| Do you like whipped cream?
| Depends where I'm eating it from. |
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Have you ever had sex or made out in weird places? If so describe in detail.
| The back of my Dad's van, and a park bench in Central Park. Also a movie theater, an airplane bathroom, a kitchen counter, a pool table, a swimming pool, under a boardwalk, in the trunk of a car, in the garage, in a forest, on the roof, and lets not forget the beach. Oh, and this one time, in band camp...
Of course, then I woke up. |
| How did you come up with your nikname?
| See answer to sex in weird places. |
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Tell us something about yourself that we do not know.
| Why? |
| If you could live anywhere... where would it be?
| Amsterdam |
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If you could go out on a date with anyone, who would it be?
| Angelina |
| If you could be invisible for an hour, what you would you do?
| Thats a no brainer...girls locker room!!! |
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How long do you generally date someone before having sex?
| 16.5 minutes |
| Lights on or off?
| Dimmed |
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How many hours a day to you spend in front of your computer? And what activities do you use it for?
| Lets see...out of a total of 24 hours I spend roughly 23.5 in front of the computer. |
| When you look at yourself in the mirror, what do you see?
| A mirror image of me. |
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How would you best describe your attitude?
| I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude. |
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