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Едут в поезде Киев-Одесса в одном купе два еврея. Один пожилой, другой молодой.
Пожилой еврей думает:
- Интересно, куда может ехать молодой человек в такое время? Вероятно, в Одессу. Но в Одессу можно ехать либо чтобы тратить деньги,..
 
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Wed, Feb 27, 2008. Часть 1. Здрасте.
Часть 1.


- Здравствуйте, мы летчики-истребители, прибыли к вам в распоряжие.
- Ну зоходите раз прибыли. Ну и хули я с вами делать-то теперь буду?
- Не могу знать, полковник Петренко не давал никак распоряжений на этот счет. - Ответил тот что был справа.

В принципе у стоявших перед глазами обалдевшего Щеглова отличий не было никаких , кроме как стоящий слева и стоящий справа. Щеглов конечно ожидал близнецов , но...
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Mon, Jun 25, 2007. Коробок
Сегодня весь день провалялся и абсолютно нихрена не делал.
Почему-то мне пришла в голову мысль, что если бы мне дали волшебный коробок со спичками (а ля спичка-желание). Я бы все равно его потратил что бы прикуривать сигареты в тщетном процессе придумывания чего же я хочу.
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Mon, Jun 18, 2007. [Empty]
m-da,

ne umeesh' lyubit', sidi druzhi.
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Wed, Jun 13, 2007. Pis'mo doktoru.
indescribable
S teh por kak ia vernulsia iz otpuska, u menia neskol'ko izmenilos' raspisanie moego bodrstvovania i sna.

5:30 am - prosipaus'
6:20 am - nachinau rabotat'
7:20 am - virubaus' spat' priamo na rabochem meste
8:00 am - prosipaus', idu kurit' i est'
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~~8:00 pm - edu domoy na traine, i estestvenno tam splu chut' men'she chasa.
1:00 am - zasipau. Ran'she usnut' ne mogu tak kak pospal nemnogo v traine.

Uvazhaemiy doktor esli ia ne umru, to vigoniat li menia s raboti, za to, chto ia s nagliy vidom drihnu u vseh na glazah?
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Thu, Feb 1, 2007. ia vechno ne visipaus
Narod, ia vechno ne visipaus'.

Please, kogda ia umru , hotia ia konechno budu zhit' eshe dolgo i nazlo vsem.
Tak vot, kogda ia umru napishite u menia na mogilke:
ON VECHNO HOTEL SPAT',
SPI DOROGOY
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Fri, Nov 24, 2006. Obgarel.
V chetverg bil v bane, reshil sdelat' tanning, v perviy raz reshil sdelat' na vse 5 uplachennih minut, i chto vi dumaete obgarel. Teper' ia ves' krasniy kak rak, za isklucheniem dvuh mest: vokrug glaz, ia poprosil kakuu-to hren', tipa predohraniauushuu glaza, nazovem ee ochki. I vtoroe mesto eto chlen, chert voz'mi ia vot hozhu i dumau, pochemu chlen ne obgarel, stranno.
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Tue, Nov 7, 2006. Anus, porvut li anus???
esli cherez mesiaz i ne budu hodit' s razorvannoy zhopoy na nemezkiy krest, znachit porvali zhopu ne mne, a ia vsem porval
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