Where do you live?
 | EVERYWHERE!! (Но большинство шмуток в NYC) |
| When did you come to America?
| 1990 (до путча) |
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Have you ever tortured a Teddy Bear?
| У меня были только деревянные игрушки. |
| What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
| This is the most difficult quesiton on this survey. But I don't play favorites when it comes to this stuff. |
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How old were you when you lost your virginity?
| 14, но крови не было, по этому не факт |
| Who do you want to be when you grow up?
| I don't want to grow up. |
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How did you find out about Nodream?
| Хорошие люди рассказали |
| Why did you choose nodream over any other russia-american-get-to-gether sites?
| А чё нет? |
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Do you consider a blow job to be sex or just fooling around?
| It's a job like any other. There is no fooling around when it comes to this stuff. |
| Do you think there should be less sex-related questions here?
| Куда уж меньше?! |
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Which cartoon character would you want to have sex with?
| Elmira (from tiny toons). Хочу ей отомстить за всех измученых животных сразу. |
|  Dogs or Cats?
| Козу! Но остальные дни в году всё же кошки (хотя собак обожаю). |
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How would you prefer to die?
| Without reservations. |
| Do you like whipped cream?
| Так да, а кушать нет. |
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Do you have any tatoos or piercings in weird places?
| Yes. |
| Have you ever had sex or made out in weird places? If so describe in detail.
| After a while none of these places feel weird anymore. SO I guess the answer is NO. |
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How did you come up with your nikname?
| It was actually a very difficult mathematical formula applied to my last name, and the result is my nick. |
| Tell us something about yourself that we do not know.
| The first word I ever said was "часы". The real question is how does knowing this help YOU go on in life? |
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List your favorite books
| Hamlet, Wuthering Heights, As I lay Dying, Москва-Петушки, Tender is the night, Лабиринт Отражений, Cabbages & Kings |
| List your favorite movies
| "Sting", "The Godfather" (I&II), "Ninochka", "Fight Club", "U Turn", "Magnolia", "12 Monkeys", "Lock, Stock, and 2 smoking barrels", "Snach", "Место встречи изменить нельзя", "Гений" |
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If you could live anywhere... where would it be?
| In a place where magic works. |
| Describe a fantasy that you have.
| I am actually afraid of consequences, so I will pass on that. |
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What was your most embarrassing moment?
| I have none. I am a bit too arrogant and confident for those. |
| If you could go out on a date with anyone, who would it be?
| I'll take the woman of my dreams please (whoever she is). Но если окажется что такого человека нет...I will have to settle for Elisha Cuthbert |
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If you could be invisible for an hour, what you would you do?
| Я бы сорвал кому нибудь концерт |
| Do you believe in the supernatural?
| Beleive in it? I am it!![meniacal psychopathic laughter follows] |
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How long do you generally date someone before having sex?
| At least 2.5 hours. |
| Lights on or off?
| On or Off doesn't matter, it's what happens during that counts. |
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How many hours a day to you spend in front of your computer? And what activities do you use it for?
| 8-15 hours, excluding weekends. I don't actually use it (I think it's using me scretly and without my knowledge). |
| When you look at yourself in the mirror, what do you see?
| Ни когда не поверите если даже скажу |
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How would you best describe your attitude?
| Who sais I have an attitude?! |
| What could use the most improvement in your life?
| My travel schedule. |
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What is your nick name on Whimit (if you're on whimit).
| If I ever was to be on whimit, my nick would be the result of a very difficult mathematical formula applied to the letters of my last name (similar to what it is here). |
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