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Доpогой дpуг, если ты не служил в аpмии, и еще не читал этот текст, то знай: в твои pуки попал файл с уникальной инфоpмацией. Обьясню почему: пеpед тем как меня пpизвали в аpмию, я опpосил огpомное количество людей, уже пpошедших чеpез все это, дабы...
 
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Fri, Feb 24, 2006. this is some cool shit!!!
Google RULZ

http://www.pcpro.co.uk/news/84179/google-debuts-website-creation-tool.html
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Wed, Feb 15, 2006. NEED HELP with Oracle.
Any uber DBA experts among us?

Read this shit below, and come back with any bright ideas please ) Problem seems pretty fucking standard, but i have been banging my head against it for a few days now, with no result.

Here is the problem:
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I have been trying to install Oracle on a windows 2000 host in the lab, and installation went successfully. Problem is this:
I am trying to direct a piece of software called DBLoader to it, for Custom Reporting. It basically needs to connect to the database as a particular user, find its tablespace, and create a bunch of tables, based on dbloader's internal mirrors of STSXML files. I get this error:


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Mon, Feb 6, 2006. Long time ago
my co-worker at another job, said - "there are going to be days you love your job, and than there will be days you hate your job. Trick is to balance in favor of the odds".

I am pretty much experiencing this first hand at times. I love my job, until it gets to a certain point, and than a strong repulsive feeling overcomes me. And I feel like dropping it, throwing laptop at my boss, telling everybody to stfu, f off, and just find another job. But than everytime this happens i bring back memories of good days and push this feeling off, just to have it come back later. Happens maybe every 2-3 weeks. Happening today.

Anybody experiencing same shit from time to time?
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Mon, Jan 23, 2006. I like this quote, too true
Вообще-то дураков у нас очень мало. Но они так грамотно расставленны, что встречаются практически на каждом шагу...
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Mon, May 16, 2005. doctor patient scenario
Данный диалог является реальной стенографией выпускного экзамена в театральном
институте, когда двум студентам было предложено экспромтом сыграть роль больного
и врача-сексопатолога.

Входит больной и садится перед доктором:
- Доктор, у меня проблемы с сексом. Все женщины при половом акте со мной
кричат.
- Поздравляю, голубчик. Только какая же в этом проблема? Вот у меня давно уже не
кричат, и это меня, признаться,...
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Fri, May 6, 2005. haha anekdot, umorra
Съезд математиков. Один из математиков докладывает:
- Я вывел фоpмулу наслаждения (удовлетвоpения) - У=К/Д, где У- удовлетвоpение, К - количество, Д- доступность.
Зал в недоумении, слушает внимательно...
- Позвольте мне доказать это пpимеpами. Вот, напpимеp, такой объект, как жена... Количество = 1. Доступность = бесконечность. У=К/Д=1/бесконечнось=0. То есть удовлетвоpения ноль.
Смех, аплодисменты, кpики уpа, даешь свободный...
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Mon, Apr 25, 2005. [Empty]
Poka ubiral komnatu nashel butylku piva.

Vyvod - nado chashe ubirat'
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