Where do you live?
 | Jersey City |
| When did you come to America?
| May 25, 1996 |
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Have you ever tortured a Teddy Bear?
| no, but it has been done in my presence |
| What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
| Cognac & beer |
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How old were you when you lost your virginity?
| n/a |
| Who do you want to be when you grow up?
| Not a virgin. |
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Do you think there should be less sex-related questions here?
| no |
| Which cartoon character would you want to have sex with?
| The forgetful fish from "Finding Nemo" |
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 Dogs or Cats?
| love dogs
allergic to cats |
| How would you prefer to die?
| in my sleep |
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Do you have any tatoos or piercings in weird places?
| in my left ear |
| Have you ever had sex or made out in weird places? If so describe in detail.
| yes |
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List your favorite books
| modern fiction and historical non-fiction |
| List your favorite movies
| again, too many to list... all by Tarantino, Guy Richie, Emir Kusturica, Oliver Stone, Farrelly Brothers, Govoruhin, Daneliya, Zaharov, Ryazanov, Mihalkov.....many more.... |
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If you could live anywhere... where would it be?
| I would travel |
| Describe a fantasy that you have.
| Cameron Diaz and me, sitting on a tree... |
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If you could go out on a date with anyone, who would it be?
| Cameron Diaz |
| If you could be invisible for an hour, what you would you do?
| Spy on people |
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How long do you generally date someone before having sex?
| n/a |
| Lights on or off?
| on |
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How many hours a day to you spend in front of your computer? And what activities do you use it for?
| on average:
work - 10-16 hours
fucking around - 1-3 hours |
| When you look at yourself in the mirror, what do you see?
| graying, balding guy, whose face is shrinking proportionately to his belly getting rounder... why isn't it the other way around? |
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What could use the most improvement in your life?
| work-life balance |
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