Where do you live?
 | NJ and Philly |
| When did you come to America?
| A long time ago from Moscow (1991) |
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What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
| wine..red..dry especially chianti. but i also love fruit flavored martinies and bacardi O with diet coke |
| How old were you when you lost your virginity?
| the same age i would have been if i didn't lose it |
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Who do you want to be when you grow up?
| biomedical researcher and/or neurosurgeon and/or dermatologist and/or biotech ceo and/or head of federal bioethics comittee and/or NY senator and/or someone special and/or Paris Hilton |
| Do you consider a blow job to be sex or just fooling around?
| i don't usually consider it |
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 Dogs or Cats?
| dogs and cats |
| How would you prefer to die?
| i don't prefer to die at all...i'm actually planning on cloning myself...she will be just like me, only better. |
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How did you come up with your nikname?
| figure it out |
| List your favorite books
| bruice's "organic chemistry", Kandel's "Principles of Neural Science", Tolstoy's "Anna Karenina", gogol's "dead souls", anything by Nabokov, Clinton's autobiography, Magazines: the new yorker VANITY FAIR, ATLANTIC MONTHLY, HARPER'S; poetry: cummings, ahmatova, tsvetaeva, brodsky |
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List your favorite movies
| closer, motorcycle diaries, crash, igby goes down, dirty pretty things, anything by david lynch or woody allen, legally blonde, pi, coming to america, SHOWS: sex and the city, six feet under, 24 |
| If you could live anywhere... where would it be?
| in the moment |
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Describe a fantasy that you have.
| waking up sunday morning to the front page of the times with the following headline "bush and cheney found in bed together-both resign" |
| If you could go out on a date with anyone, who would it be?
| george w. bush. and then i'll tell the whole world about the fabulous extramarital sex that we had with 12 other girls AND boys....anything to get that idiot out of office |
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If you could be invisible for an hour, what you would you do?
| steal the entire wardrobe of "sex and the city" |
| Do you believe in the supernatural?
| NO...i have trouble enough believing in the natural |
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What should a guy do on a first date that would leave a good impression? (For Girls Only).
| FLOWERS and lots of them (NO CARNATIONS PLEASE: THEY ARE NOT MAKING A COME BACK) |
| Lights on or off?
| On |
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When you look at yourself in the mirror, what do you see?
| my reflection |
| How would you best describe your attitude?
| "stop using jesus as an excuse to be a narrow minded asshole", "i'm allergic to republicans", "which is worse? screwing an intern or screwing a country?", "make the scary republican go away", "ask mary if abstinence works" |
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What could use the most improvement in your life?
| my bad habits, and i'm working on them! quit smoking 8 months ago. picked up a heroin habit instead. |
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