Where do you live?
 | Philly |
| When did you come to America?
| For the first time to live or for the second time to survive?
1991 - 1994 |
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Have you ever tortured a Teddy Bear?
| NO. I only torture live felines. |
| What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
| another one please
KSP - beer, and more beer
manual labor - vodka
normally - wine
to relax - cognac |
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How old were you when you lost your virginity?
| tak skladyvaem skol'ko ya byl s Zhen'kami, vychitaem Anek, umnozhaem na Ol'.
Stol'ko ne zhivut. |
| Who do you want to be when you grow up?
| Me |
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How did you find out about Nodream?
| Stumbled upon Fomina with a twisted ankle |
| Why did you choose nodream over any other russia-american-get-to-gether sites?
| Why not??? |
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Do you enjoy anal sex?
| Depends |
| Do you consider a blow job to be sex or just fooling around?
| Well if I am in the Oval office... fooling around.
Otherwise... depends on quality.
Actually - fooling around |
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Do you think there should be less sex-related questions here?
| No. Give us more. |
| Which cartoon character would you want to have sex with?
| The singer from Who framed Roger rabbit. |
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 Dogs or Cats?
| Dogs. Cats are good dogfood. |
| How would you prefer to die?
| In a ball of fire over skies of burning Paris. |
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Do you like whipped cream?
| On you and with strawberries. |
| Do you have any tatoos or piercings in weird places?
| Nope... I don't believe in weird places. |
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Have you ever had sex or made out in weird places? If so describe in detail.
| Yes. Come, I will show.
Baptist church backyard was the best. |
| How did you come up with your nikname?
| Prishlo s godami. |
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Tell us something about yourself that we do not know.
| If I tell you now, I will have to kill you later. |
| List your favorite books
| "Mama" by Sevella, Zvezdnyj Bilet - Aksenov, Lord of the Rings - Tolkien, Streetcar named desire... |
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List your favorite movies
| English Patient, Terminal, etc |
| If you could live anywhere... where would it be?
| On a mountain under a sea with a good breeze from the south. |
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Describe a fantasy that you have.
| only one |
| What was your most embarrassing moment?
| Puking on the street and hearing comments for the next 5 months.
I got a nickname - Blevozavr |
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If you could be invisible for an hour, what you would you do?
| sleep |
| Do you believe in the supernatural?
| yes, I am here. |
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How long do you generally date someone before having sex?
| 2 hrs to 2 months |
| Lights on or off?
| Moon, stars and candles... |
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How many hours a day to you spend in front of your computer? And what activities do you use it for?
| 8-16 you name it. |
| When you look at yourself in the mirror, what do you see?
| A tired young man on unknown age. |
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How would you best describe your attitude?
| Philosopher |
| What could use the most improvement in your life?
| Ratio of hardons and ejaculations |
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What is your nick name on Whimit (if you're on whimit).
| CEHE4KA |
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