(13:11:58) 52005338: >>One alert Massachuset noted that "God made hell in one of the six dayed. Why, " he implored, "did God make Hell before Adam sinned?"<<
Seriously, WHY?
(13:13:00) shadow-DAZ: "netu, mne nikogda ne nujno bylo ustanavlivat'"
(13:13:15)shadow-DAZ: hm, hold on, God created Hell in ONE day?
(13:14:01) 52005338: lol he created hell when he created the world, during the initial creation apperantly
(13:16:32) shadow-DAZ: slushai, mojet ya sovsem profan, no on razve ne za 7 dnei sozdal mir?
(13:16:37) shadow-DAZ: ili ya putau
(13:16:52) 52005338: za 6, na sedmoy on otdihal... duh!
(13:16:52) shadow-DAZ: ad na samom dele ochen' legko sozdat' - invert of paradise
(13:16:57) shadow-DAZ: ah, da
(13:18:19) 52005338: Aha, invert the heaven. What people do in heaven? Do nothing, right? So the inverse of doing nothing is hell:) Hence, since work (job) is opposite of sitting home and doing nothing, any job is a hell on earth
(13:18:44) 52005338: *inverse of doing nothing is burning in hell i mean
(13:20:29) shadow-DAZ: no, heaven is different, you don't sit there and do nothing, you obtain pleasure
(13:20:46) shadow-DAZ: pleasure is what paradise is based on
(13:23:26) 52005338: hmmm, so basically any pleasurable activity on earth is a sin (for a fact - sex for pleasure is a sin even with ur lawful wife, eating for pleasure is a sin, attempting to make people like u is a sin, drinking and drugs is a sin... etc... the only thing thats not a sin is like reading bible and praising God. If anyone can take pleasure of it. Im sure even vjivit' elektrodi v tcentr udovol'stviya is a sin. So what do we get? Souls are sitting in heaven for eternity and taking pleasure ... out of what??? reading bible or sucking up to their god?
(13:24:01) 52005338: Hell is better, maybe its suffering forever, but at least there are so many more ways u can suffer than how u are permited to take pleasure
(13:24:13) 52005338: at least it would not be boring
(13:24:26) shadow-DAZ: net, ty ne ponyal
(13:24:33) 52005338: so "boring as hell" is wrong. From now on we should be saying "boring as heaven"
(13:24:45) shadow-DAZ: everything that you listed is sin on Earth, but in heaven, it's all pleasure
(13:24:56) 52005338: I think Christian heaven is something like the one described at the end of Pelevinskoye DDP
(13:25:13) shadow-DAZ: the point of the religion is to try to make your life hell on earth so you could have pleasure in heaven
(13:25:24) 52005338: so if on earth u take pleasure from fucking young boys, in heaven u can do that?
(13:26:00) 52005338: and young boy are going to be... what? the young gay boys who could not get fucked on earth but wanted it very much?
(13:26:18) shadow-DAZ: i dunno
(13:26:22) shadow-DAZ: talk to the priest
(13:26:24) shadow-DAZ: not me
(13:26:33) shadow-DAZ: they have all the answers you need
(13:26:45) 52005338: then im sure in heaven there would be lines of old dudes to each young boy, as I think very few young boys would take pleasure from getting fucked in the ass, where as there are plenty of old dudes who would get off this
(13:27:10) shadow-DAZ: znachit budu drug druga
(13:27:20) 52005338: If souls have asses (or dicks for that matter) at all
(13:28:19) 52005338: blia i dont wanna go to heaven gde tolpi mujikov yebut drug druga:) tem bolee heaven in inhibited by catholic priests who certainly like to fuck young boys | 
