 | | | |  |  | | Nickname: | BeZPREDEL | Gender: | Male | Real Name: | Алексей | Last Logged: | 95 days ago | Birthday: | 1982-11-25 (35) | E-mail: | bezpredel@nodream.net | ICQ #: | 52005338 | AIM sn: | madguysays |
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Where do you live?
 | Lovely shithole (NJ, у речки под мостом) |
| Have you ever tortured a Teddy Bear?
 | No, but I hung a plush kitty cat once |
| What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
 | I do not drink alcohol, it fucks up your driving abilities, screwes with your perseption of women and makes you dance and do stupid stuff. Alcohol is an ultimate evil! It is also flamable! Anyone who consumes it will burn in hell from inside as well as from outside! |
| How old were you when you lost your virginity?
 | I am still a virgin |
| Who do you want to be when you grow up?
 | A grown-up |
| Do you consider a blow job to be sex or just fooling around?
 | Whatever the girl that is performing it thinks |
| Do you think there should be less sex-related questions here?
 | If I could I would come up with more of'em |
| Dogs or Cats?
 | Pigs |
| Do you have any tatoos or piercings in weird places?
 | I have a hole in my head |
| Have you ever had sex or made out in weird places? If so describe in detail.
 | Yeah, before I turned 20 the weirdest (or at least the least usual) place was nice bed, with no parents or siblings in the room behind the door. |
| Tell us something about yourself that we do not know.
 | XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA |
| List your favorite books
 | I do not read |
| List your favorite movies
 | I do not watch movies |
| If you could go out on a date with anyone, who would it be?
 | I do not date |
| If you could be invisible for an hour, what you would you do?
 | Сепурмен: Лечу я вчера над городом и тут вижу, стоит раком ахуенная обнаженная блондинка. Ну я как с разгору ей засажу..
Бетмен: Ну и как, она охуела небось?:))
Супермен: Нет... охуел человек-невидимка :o[-] |
| Do you believe in the supernatural?
 | Yeah... in people's ability to be supernaturally dumb |
| Lights on or off?
 | Blindfolded |
| When you look at yourself in the mirror, what do you see?
 | A proof of Darvin's theory of evolution |
| What could use the most improvement in your life?
 | My finances |
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