|Where do you live?|
EVERYWHERE!! (Но большинство шмуток в NYC)
|When did you come to America?|
1990 (до путча)
|Have you ever tortured a Teddy Bear?|
У меня были только деревянные игрушки.
|What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?|
This is the most difficult quesiton on this survey. But I don't play favorites when it comes to this stuff.
|How old were you when you lost your virginity?|
14, но крови не было, по этому не факт
|Who do you want to be when you grow up?|
I don't want to grow up.
|How did you find out about Nodream?|
Хорошие люди рассказали
|Why did you choose nodream over any other russia-american-get-to-gether sites?|
А чё нет?
|Do you consider a blow job to be sex or just fooling around?|
It's a job like any other. There is no fooling around when it comes to this stuff.
|Do you think there should be less sex-related questions here?|
Куда уж меньше?!
|Which cartoon character would you want to have sex with?|
Elmira (from tiny toons). Хочу ей отомстить за всех измученых животных сразу.
| Dogs or Cats?|
Козу! Но остальные дни в году всё же кошки (хотя собак обожаю).
|How would you prefer to die?|
|Do you like whipped cream?|
Так да, а кушать нет.
|Do you have any tatoos or piercings in weird places?|
|Have you ever had sex or made out in weird places? If so describe in detail.|
After a while none of these places feel weird anymore. SO I guess the answer is NO.
|How did you come up with your nikname?|
It was actually a very difficult mathematical formula applied to my last name, and the result is my nick.
|Tell us something about yourself that we do not know.|
The first word I ever said was "часы". The real question is how does knowing this help YOU go on in life?
|List your favorite books|
Hamlet, Wuthering Heights, As I lay Dying, Москва-Петушки, Tender is the night, Лабиринт Отражений, Cabbages & Kings
|List your favorite movies|
"Sting", "The Godfather" (I&II), "Ninochka", "Fight Club", "U Turn", "Magnolia", "12 Monkeys", "Lock, Stock, and 2 smoking barrels", "Snach", "Место встречи изменить нельзя", "Гений"
|If you could live anywhere... where would it be?|
In a place where magic works.
|Describe a fantasy that you have.|
I am actually afraid of consequences, so I will pass on that.
|What was your most embarrassing moment?|
I have none. I am a bit too arrogant and confident for those.
|If you could go out on a date with anyone, who would it be?|
I'll take the woman of my dreams please (whoever she is). Но если окажется что такого человека нет...I will have to settle for Elisha Cuthbert
| If you could be invisible for an hour, what you would you do?|
Я бы сорвал кому нибудь концерт
| Do you believe in the supernatural?|
Beleive in it? I am it!![meniacal psychopathic laughter follows]
|How long do you generally date someone before having sex?|
At least 2.5 hours.
|Lights on or off?|
On or Off doesn't matter, it's what happens during that counts.
|How many hours a day to you spend in front of your computer? And what activities do you use it for?|
8-15 hours, excluding weekends. I don't actually use it (I think it's using me scretly and without my knowledge).
|When you look at yourself in the mirror, what do you see?|
Ни когда не поверите если даже скажу
|How would you best describe your attitude?|
Who sais I have an attitude?!
|What could use the most improvement in your life?|
My travel schedule.
|What is your nick name on Whimit (if you're on whimit).|
If I ever was to be on whimit, my nick would be the result of a very difficult mathematical formula applied to the letters of my last name (similar to what it is here).