|Where do you live?|
|When did you come to America?|
May 25, 1996
|Have you ever tortured a Teddy Bear?|
no, but it has been done in my presence
|What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?|
Cognac & beer
|How old were you when you lost your virginity?|
|Who do you want to be when you grow up?|
Not a virgin.
|Do you think there should be less sex-related questions here?|
|Which cartoon character would you want to have sex with?|
The forgetful fish from "Finding Nemo"
| Dogs or Cats?|
allergic to cats
|How would you prefer to die?|
in my sleep
|Do you have any tatoos or piercings in weird places?|
in my left ear
|Have you ever had sex or made out in weird places? If so describe in detail.|
|List your favorite books|
modern fiction and historical non-fiction
|List your favorite movies|
again, too many to list... all by Tarantino, Guy Richie, Emir Kusturica, Oliver Stone, Farrelly Brothers, Govoruhin, Daneliya, Zaharov, Ryazanov, Mihalkov.....many more....
|If you could live anywhere... where would it be?|
I would travel
|Describe a fantasy that you have.|
Cameron Diaz and me, sitting on a tree...
|If you could go out on a date with anyone, who would it be?|
| If you could be invisible for an hour, what you would you do?|
Spy on people
|How long do you generally date someone before having sex?|
|Lights on or off?|
|How many hours a day to you spend in front of your computer? And what activities do you use it for?|
work - 10-16 hours
fucking around - 1-3 hours
|When you look at yourself in the mirror, what do you see?|
graying, balding guy, whose face is shrinking proportionately to his belly getting rounder... why isn't it the other way around?
|What could use the most improvement in your life?|